procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009

ProcrastinEating

The consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.

Mark: Man, this History paper's taking me forever...I could go for some Guacamole and Spicy Salsa dip on crackers...
John: Dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. Quit ProcrastinEating and get back into it!

by Aimless2695 October 26, 2009

procrastinating

What teenagers do when they dont want to do their homework

"Do your hw!" yells mother.
"No i think id rather do something that wont benifit me at all!" yells procrastinating teen going through puberty.

by James J December 28, 2005

Procrastinating

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.

No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!

by electricspider93 September 28, 2014

procrastineting

the act of occupieing your self by surfing the internet for random stuff

instead of doing my project for school i ended up procrastineting on google

by mattwer3 June 14, 2010

Procrastinating

The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself

Procrastinating

by Jeff5362874 October 10, 2020

Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating

by Astrantia April 10, 2003