The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
by Jacob F; October 22, 2007
by mrgdawg111 May 27, 2012
by Zagurski November 08, 2011
Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?
John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.
Tim: You little fucker.
John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.
Tim: You little fucker.
by bolls in a can July 23, 2011
1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.
...I am so screwed.
by myrddins January 09, 2006
I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers
by who_the_sharks_thank September 10, 2015
instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate
by parry henis October 13, 2007