procrastibating

the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.

Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .

by Max the milkman and Pricycle January 19, 2009

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

procrastinating

What teenagers do when they dont want to do their homework

"Do your hw!" yells mother.
"No i think id rather do something that wont benifit me at all!" yells procrastinating teen going through puberty.

by James J December 28, 2005

Procastibating

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

by edumacator February 12, 2007

Procrastinating

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.

No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!

by electricspider93 September 28, 2014

Procrasteating

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

by luckybon October 25, 2012

Procrastinating

The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself

Procrastinating

by Jeff5362874 October 10, 2020