procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

procrasturbation

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007

premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

procrasturbation

1. noun
To procrastinate by means of masturbating.

2. noun
To procrastinate while masturbating.

1. I still have to write this eulogy, but I just keep procrasturbating all night.

2. Well, I was gonna masturbate, but I kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. You know me and procrasturbation.

by Spirit_Stiff December 15, 2007

procrasterbate

Round my way, it means you keep putting off masterbating, ie you keep procrastinating on your masterbating.

Guy: Ya I was gonna free willy and do my best automatic sprinkler impression but then I got distract... ooh look! a nickel! (..and thus another successful procrasterbate)

by Seatthell July 28, 2011

procrasturbate

(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.

Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.

Having nothing else to do, Bernard decided to procrasturbate until he passed out.

by Branden Hart October 20, 2004

procrasturbation

The masturbatory, obssessive self indulgence of procrastination.

Instead of writing my essay i engaged in shameful, all day, procrasturbation.

by Bud Cutino December 12, 2007