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funny family problems

Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .
Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems
by #@funnyprops.defintions December 28, 2013
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problems galore

phrase use when the cons are far outweighing the pros in the current situation. generally said without much excitement backing it, as life is NOT going well. doubles as an exclamation as well as a plural noun (to have 'problems galore')
"oh crap, we just popped a tire, pull over!"
in the course of pulling over, another tire is popped, and the big gulp soda tips over, spilling in the drivers lap -
"problems galore dude - problems galore"
by matt gauck January 20, 2007
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100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.
by parabola1979 January 5, 2012
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White Boys With Health Problems

W.B.W.H.P. is a gang operating in the pacific north west that was started by a man who had numerous life threatening ailments due to his parents who had poisoned and neglected him. He has been described as a transvestite from the 1980's. He had originally become a white nationalist after seeing a picture of a white man whos genitals were mutilated by a Mexican drug cartel. Word on the street is that he will put an end to all anti white groups. Stay tuned...
Dam shun dat muddaphuckin White Boys With Health Problems aint no joke. Dey be on tha rize yo.
by SavannahAfrica January 31, 2020
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Dog Problems

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.
by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010
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White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.
by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010
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Mo' money, mo' problems

Ideally a Communist mantra. Exists in hip-hop and popular r'nb songs aswell. More money would lead to more problems for the one that possesses the money. Hence making money the problem.
US president: Communism will never succeed, Capitalism is the way forward.
Castro: Mo' money, mo' problems
by Settit March 26, 2009
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