Princeton

Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success

#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

The Princeton Blumpy

Basically a modified version of the blumpy.
A Princeton Blumpy is when someone (person A) performs oral sex on someone else (person B) who is having a bowel movement and there is someone (person C) who is getting "pooped" on (usually the face). However, half way through this act, person C will slowly move their face up to the sphincter of person B until they eventually reach the sphincter and then "cork it"(stopping the further flow of feces by blocking the sphincter with the tongue).

However, if the person's tongue can not hold the pressure of the flow of feces and they pull away their tongue, the fecal matter that escapes in this "explosion" is known as "The Koprek Kannon"

Steve: "So what did you, Amanda, and Reginald do last night?"
Roger: "Well, we tried out The Princeton Blumpy"
Steve:"oh...did the kannon happen?"
Roger:"Nope"

by shea April 28, 2004

princeton

Home to elitist douchebaggery.

Tyrone: Yo son, I'm going to Princeton.
Jamal: Damn negro, your an elitist douche bag.

by Jamal Clifford September 27, 2005

first year princeton

Having a male / male sexual experience; references Princeton University (in New Jersey) and experimenting, sexually, while there, or in other similar situations

Those Duke boys look like they're 'first year Princeton', to me

by jimbojonas July 18, 2016

Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.

We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.

by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013

Princeton rub

A massage performed using an erect penis as the stimulating device.

Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publications, USA, 2004, pg. 81.

"He tried to turn me over, but I resisted. He tried to put his cock into my mouth, but I wouldn't surrender. So he rubbed it against my face and up and down my chest until he spread cum from my neck to my navel -- a Princeton rub."

by Frank Berkeley May 21, 2006

Princeton Junction

It has a fire house that is now an arts building, a pizza place, and a train station with a little coffee shop in the basement. There was also an Acme that was shut down, in turn putting all the other businesses in the strip mall down.

I use my relatives in Princeton Junction to get to New York City.

by Princeton Junction March 31, 2011