Presidential Debate

A shitshow with two kindergarteners who won’t stop pulling each other’s pigtails

Did you see the 2020 Presidential Debate last night? What the hell?!

by Carl Azuz our God September 29, 2020

sham President

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.

I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

23rd President of the United States of America

Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.

23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.

by Im not Dio dude April 24, 2022

the Un President

A nickname for the 45th U.S. President, suggesting he’s not an actual president but just a guy who loves Kim Jong Un.

The Un President came to the Korean DMZ and gently cupped the balls of the North Korean Dictator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2019

Get Down Mr. President!

Basically, the gist of the game was that when you were with a group of friends, at any random time, a member of the group would stick their finger to their ear, as if receiving a message. Eventually, others would notice and copy the movement, and whoever was last upon sticking a finger to the ear or hadn't noticed gets tackled to the ground regardless of location, and the others would yell "Get down Mr. President!!"

Bob: We played Get Down Mr. President! downtown yesterday. We almost got hit by a car.

by iluvboobies123 July 12, 2012

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

Presidential Bird Hunt

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

by Greyshades November 8, 2009