Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015

presitator

Portmanteau of president and dictator
A president and dictator at the same time

XI Jinping is a total presitator.

by LunaCherryLupus May 21, 2018

presidential alert

An alert given by our hot president to alert us about stuff like when he takes a shit!

I just got a presidential alert!

by Vormix October 3, 2018

President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.

It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019

Law and Order President

A new nickname for the 45th POTUS, chosen by the Trumpster himself, on the heels of some scary rioting in his own front yard, one week after the murder of George Floyd.

I still watch “Law and Order” reruns on TV although it’s been off the air since 2010; this show is like a law enforcement library in my head because it has 20 years worth of killer shows and I’ve learned some important shit and you know, I’m a fucking genius about everything really, so it should come as no surprise that as the Law and Order President, I know I gotta use teargas to shut down this dangerous peaceful protest!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

orange president

President Donald J. Trump

President Donald J. Trump is the first orange president in American History.

by TheUrbanDictionaryLover109 January 26, 2017

Presifriend

Like- I vote for you but like, not for like, the actual president. Yet. Tell me about your policies? What’s your stance on the current administration?

“Tommy Lee would make a good Presifriend”

by _MadMadge_ April 5, 2020