president skroob

The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.

1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

President Spanky

One of Donald Trump's nicknames: "President Spanky"

Donald Trump appreared on the 2006 Forbes 400 issue cover. The origins of "spanky" is from a tale of the porn star Stormy Daniels spanking Donald Trump.

It was brought to the public's attention on CNN by Richard Ben-Veniste.

"People are starting to refer to President Trump here in Washington behind his back by a new nickname. He's famous for giving nicknames. He's now know as 'Spanky', and that's not a good thing."

Mother Jones unearthed an email between two political consultants, for the origins of "President Spanky".

"Stormy says one time Trump made her sit with him for three hours watching 'shark week.' Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine."

by Kingdragonfly August 8, 2018

President St. buttfuck

noun
plural: President St. buttfucks

1. a daily traffic jam in Baltimore, Maryland heading south into downtown from the interstate

2. anal sex that occurs anywhere along the President St. corridor in Baltimore, Maryland

There are ways around the President St. buttfuck, but most people never learn.

by highlandtownman September 17, 2016

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Dead president sex

Busting a nut on the back of someone’s head just as honest Abe or JFK got a bullet in the back of their skull

I love dead president sex

by Krunkle_ February 17, 2021

President Saad

He is the president of Saad Country, the richest, most powerful country ever, located on Saudi Arabia at the border of UAE.

President Saad has a lot of money and girls; I wouldn't want to mess with him.

by President Saad April 16, 2022

Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

Scrunch Skunklen, he is the sir officer president of the city skrunklevil of wibbil wobble do da.

Look, it's, Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

by TD21 July 3, 2023