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The Presser

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...
Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....
by Wincensnort April 29, 2010
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preservative

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.
Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.
Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.
Martin: God exists...!
by analphabet November 13, 2007
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Presheateit

The combination of two words: Appreciate & It, but spelled as it is spoken, as if made up of four words: Pre she ate it.

Commonly used by African Americans to thank someone after helping or providing a beneficial service to them; replacing the phrase "I appreciate your help."

The term is often used sarcastically as well.
Example

Dude: Hey man, where dat cheap ass licka store at?
Bro: Yo, it's down on da cona brah.
Dude: Presheateit man.
by Dee Eff See January 26, 2011
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presperation

means to love and care to the maximum. to presperate is to care and love someone to the point you go crazy and unconditionally crazy.
harold has presperation for abella. it’s crazy!
by oafed October 22, 2019
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Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.
"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"
by saveRplanet April 8, 2010
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preservation through destruction

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.
"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
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jelly preserver

A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.
"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2
by Big Bruce Texas June 25, 2009
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