prescriptivist

Someone who tries to control the way you speak, but doesn't know a thing about the way the language actually works

A prescriptivist teacher wouldn't let his student go to the bathroom until he said "may I" instead of "can I"

by duckprescriptivism January 17, 2023

Authors' Prescription

An Author's prescription is a specific piece of recommendation(s) made by the author of a book, which contains propositions on how its readers may customize an ambiance suitable for better enjoyment and or an enhancement of their reading experience.

The authors' prescription suggests listening to soft jazz music, while reading chapters 7 and 8.

by Motamenya March 15, 2023

Prescription hair cut

A hair cut that is so bad it looks like you got it on the NHS

That bloke has a serious prescription hair cut

by Roy Munsen April 11, 2015

Prescription pants

When you're so fat your doctor has to prescribe your pants.

Look at Micheal Moore that fat fuck must have prescription pants

by Thebigdhunt August 24, 2018

Precrime

Term used in Minority Report starring Tom Cruise; Used in defining the art of being able to stop a crime before it is committed.

If it wasn't for the Department of precrime, I would have been murdered last year by my own brother! Thank god for the men in the precrime unit and those precogs!

by igetitbumpin November 23, 2006

Prescription

A remedy or cure for what ails you

A solution to the problem

Usually a term for medically prescribed drugs

The best prescription for pain is being outdoors, taking time to "smell the roses", watch the hummingbirds outside your window & Love with all your heart!

by Morphologicalfreedom... September 28, 2013

presurized vagina

A presurized Vagina is when A man gets on top of the woman and he pushes his dick inside the woman too far, therefore creating an air pocket. This vagina now has pressure inside.

(Random man) Hey!!! Whats up? Long time no see!)

(Other man ) i dont know you.

(Random man) You dont but your wife does after i gave her that presurized Vagina last night.

by The Sex God January 26, 2016