When my parents found out I had been in an accident, my father's premature exasperation kicked in. He freaked out before hearing that some drunkard had rear-ended me at a red light.
by Jerry8675309 January 17, 2011
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Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
by csepulv October 4, 2007
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The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it
by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011
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bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld
by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019
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resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
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WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.
by veradux January 31, 2010
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