precious

a girl, who can never be replaced.

she’s the most beautiful person you‘ll ever met in your whole life. you are just blessed with her. if you met precious you will never want to let her go again because she makes your life so much better and so much easier in many levels. you need nothing else in your life when you have precious. shes your best friend, the one who always helps you, always loves you and your whole family.
just hope that you‘ll never lose her because that will hurt you.

„your friendship means the world to me, precious“ „i‘m fucking blessed with precious“

by amicuteyesorno October 14, 2019

Preggosaurus Rex

A pregnant woman who believes the world revolves around her and the spawn baking in her uterus. These women most likely had large and elaborate weddings with several rules and regulations for the groom, wedding attendants, and the guests (also see Bridezilla or beebee). Attention must be on her at all times. Caution, tantrums will ensue and Armageddon will occur if she does not get what she wants. Women can become one with no warning at any time from conception to birth.

Barbara: You know, Alexis is really becoming a Preggosaurus Rex.

Cindy: Really? Why?

Barbara: Because, that biatch put the Orbit travel system, baby Bellini custom made furniture, and Abercrombi and Fitch Kids on her baby registry. AND she also is throwing her own shower because her sister is fed up and expects us to pay $56 per person at the St. Regis Hotel for the party!

Cindy: Say wwwwuuuuuttt?! I was just going to get her a 3-pack of bibs from Target.

by Principal_Dannie January 13, 2010

pregnosaur

A derogatory word for a pregnant woman.

Made famous by Al Bundy in Married With Children in Season 6 Episode 5.

Al Bundy "This is the thing that can happen if you let pregnosaurs rule the earth."

by Rasta Clat January 13, 2010

Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"

Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!

by bilatface831 June 5, 2010

premious

the word premious is like being very premium which can make you a premious.

"that is so premious of you"

by premious July 17, 2023

Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.

(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!

by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013

pregzo

To be pregnant but in a non-caring way and unashamed of it. Usually those who are "pregzo" are those fat girls who play internet games like Habbo and the expression on their face are similar to the expression of the character Daria or in another words, the ":l" smiley.

Guy: Hey what's up?
Girl: I'm pregzo. * indifferent face*

Guy2: Hey sit down! What do you think you're doing????
Girl: I'm pregzo * indifferent face*

Guy3: Finally, it's the weekend! What are you doing this weekend?
Girl: I'm pregzo. * indifferent face*

by HelloThere!! February 12, 2010