A guy's preferred masturbation toy can be another dude's asshole or mouth that he fucks and uses to get his rocks off.
by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021
Get the preferred masturbation toy mug.A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".
A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.
See also: Faketarians
A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.
See also: Faketarians
That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!
by SaganGathering February 4, 2008
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(noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.
What's your preferred pronoun?
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
by $lapaho May 9, 2021
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"Mann, Preendeco is the best band in the world."
by Just another Preendeco fan :] February 28, 2009
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Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.
by karatekidllll June 22, 2009
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Get the heterosexual pretender mug.The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.
Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021
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