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Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
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Prickology

The science behind the study of men who are pricks
It takes a prickology expert to describe my ex-boyfriend
by onlyreword January 27, 2008
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precious onion

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry
by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014
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Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020
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Precocious

Unusually advanced or mature in development, especially mental development.
He is a precocious child.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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Precious

a girl from any part of the world with all smiles might get angry easily but she has forgiven. she is also said to be bossy but when you read her thoughts she is not close to being bossy. she is patiently waiting for her first kiss and will get the perfect one if she does not rush into it. she can also have a dimple and when you are around a precious pls smile. she has certain principles guiding her and will be among the top three smart people in her class. wishes she could speak spanish.siempre tienen una sonrisa en torno a un PRECIOSO. she is also really pretty.
awwwww she is just so cute like a precious
omg look at her isn't she just precious
i miss precious alot
lovely
by MISSincredible7732 March 13, 2013
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Precockupied

To always have cock on one's mind.

To be preoccupied with cock.
I tried to talk politics with Cindy, but all she wanted to do was blow balls. I never met a girl that was so precockupied!
by Michael P September 17, 2006
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