pretard

the moment before one becomes a retard

dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"

by chompy terwilliger July 18, 2010

pretard

the stage before retard, one who isn't even smart enough to be a retard

You're a freakin' pretard, Jack!

by ImAGermanDood January 25, 2007

Pretard

Someone who is so dumb that they are in high school, yet still in pre-algebra

Brah, he is still in pre algebra. What a pretard!

by Trebly12 February 11, 2013

Pretard

A person that had no existing ailments until they make one up. Eg. getting offended by everything

What’s wrong with him? Nothing he’s just a pretard

by .,.,? April 10, 2019

Pretard

1) Often used when referring to a preteen retard.
2) Retarded in the future sense.

1) "Hank, I caught our son fucking the cat, he's most definitively a Pretard."
2) "We've done some tests and your soon-to-be born daughter is a pretarded. Condolences."

by Kong Nicolai auf Hai. March 18, 2004

Pretard

someones state before they say/do something retarded.

"Im about to do something really retarded."

"I guess that would make you a pretard then."

by jennjennjennjenn December 24, 2008

Pretard

When you can tell someone is retarded even before hearing them speak.

"That Pat bitch sure is pretarded"

by Ryan1998191 August 5, 2008