paul harrison

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020

high paul cult

group of mouth breathers who haven’t touched grass in about a decade worshipping a teary eyed off his head paul mccartney. truly inspiring

“join the high paul cult today!”

by ziggysonmars December 2, 2021

Paula

The sweetest girl ever. Super reliable and you could probably tell her everything. Is super chill and will be there for you when you need it but also is the best to have a fun time with. Just the most fun girl ever. I DEFINITELY RECOMMEND HER AS A FRIEND. Good a volleyball and like everything. Super funny and a good partner in crime. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. If you have a Paula, you are set

“I’m going shopping with Paula”
“Aw really I love Paula she’s the best.”

by iamtoolazyforthis December 26, 2019

Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

Jake Paul

Satan himself, His voice sounds like a fucking squeaky toy, oh and he's annoying as hell

Jake paul is a fucking shitty ass youtuber

by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge November 16, 2018

Jake Paul

irrelevant, not important. An arrogant loud mouth bitch along with his brother, Logan Paul

"Omg, did she see Jake paul's new clickbait video"
"He's a piece of shit and cancer"

by Fuck team 10 February 8, 2018

John Paul Jones

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015