Posterize

To sexually “destroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.

What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.

by Megafart55 February 11, 2020

Pasteurized

Whether you are a quart of milk in need to be germ-free or someone seeking religion about a now questioned gay lifestyle, -- after homogenization, -- it's time to get pasteurized! See the many definitions of 'homogenized' in this Urban Dictionary.

Pastor of 'fire and brimstone' Wisconsin Baptist Church, "Same as this glass of pasteurized milk, ye too, will so be cleansed of your homogenized ways!"

by gravy111 December 1, 2010

Postedized

A commonly used term in the NBA. Used between players and through the announcers to mean "Destroyed" or "Dominated"

Suppsivly invented through a backyard game of basketball in Tennessee

Will got postedized by Brett!

by brettliketrains October 23, 2012

postergize

the Art of putting postage on hundreds of letters at a time with an automatic postage machine.

It is my job here in the office to postergize all the mail.

by Pamela Hartman June 18, 2008

posterier end

The ass/ upper body part of the thigh.

Her posterier end is showing as the wind blew her skirt up.

by Grammar Communist September 18, 2013

Posterpredictiphoria

The social media phenomena of knowing who posted something before looking at who the original poster is, (typically caused by personality predictability and lack of deviation in posting patterns.

I saw a meme of a cute dog on my facebook news feed and already knew it was Joe That posted it before I looked to see who posted it, and sure enough it WAS Joe I experiened posterpredictiphoria!

by Mistaduckets January 17, 2019

pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019