The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

Pooltergeist

A mysterious entity that is both unseen and unheard, but throws parties in your pool when you are away.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.

Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.

Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.

by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

poltergeists

a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.

holy fuck! some mother fucking poltergeists! *shits pants*

by Skykid2good May 3, 2008

poltergeisting

When someone tries to ghost you, but because you have a lot of mutual friends or share a common hangout, you keep running into them and they act like they don't know you. They become more of a negative presence that won't leave than a ghost.

Ugh, he's here again, but he won't even look at me or say hi. I think he's poltergeisting me.

by juiceboxx May 21, 2016

Poltergiest Hugs

Similar to a normal hug, but more violent and random and loud.

I was trying to go to sleep when my friend randomly jumped onto me squeezing me as tight as possible and thrashing violently screaming "Poltergiest hugs!" repeatedly. The cigarette in her hand burnt a big hole in my pillow. That was so not daft.

by OrigamiDinosaur June 30, 2009

poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany August 4, 2008