Postcard

A postcard is a one-way communication you receive from someone via text messaging or instant messaging. The postcarder only cares about delivering their message to you (i.e., their postcard). It is so frustrating to respond back immediately to the postcarder and not get a reply.

I hate when my Mom uses text messaging to send me a postcard. Text messaging is for 2 say conversations. I want to throw the phone when I respond immediately and i get the "Delivered" indication, but she doesn't even "Read" my reply! Ugh!!!

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard

Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes

by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014

pootcard

in association with the V-Card. when one loses their pootcard you must receive a poop into you butt hole from a significant other, then the other man (not woman) sticks there pinky finger into the poopie ass all while docking viciously.

my pootcard was taken from me last night, now i have the courage to do anything!

by shootcoot October 7, 2009

postcard child

A person who is kinda emblematic of a known cause, movement or ideal.

Bill O'Reilly is the postcard child of news anchors.

by Grammarista September 5, 2014

postcard

(tr. verb) Take a girl on a date. Treat her really nicely. Buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. Wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. Take her home. Now rape her. Go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. ONLY WRITE: "Wish you were here! I RAPED YOU."

Awww duuuuuuude! I totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!

by NotMyIdea January 14, 2009

Protein Postcard

To give a woman a cum shot accross her face before you leave.

As a momento for all the glorious times me and Helga spent together, I decided to leave her with a token of my esteam, a protein postcard

by macdad March 31, 2003

Postcardian

An adjective that describes a near-perfect or serene setting that it is worthy of being placed on a postcard; A picture-perfect view or snapshot.

"You should have came on the camping trip man! Seeing how peaceful the mountains were...it was postcardian."

by DonnyGWills August 20, 2009