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Posttraumatic Word Disorder

A condition emanating from having been subjected to an endless torrent of words consisting of meaningless bullshit.
There is no doubt that after a visit with my Bipolar and exceedingly hyperverbal father that I would feel the impact of my deeply ingrained Posttraumatic Word Disorder.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2019
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positate

1. to turn a bad situation into a good one
2. to become positive
you gots ta look inside ya self, positate the negative, when life throws pies at you, you make ya self a tall cool glass of piemonade

Positate without pizzaz and jam!! Whoa!
by zEli March 10, 2005
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fed posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.
Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.
by Blueiceman January 7, 2021
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Toxic Positivity

Toxic Positivity is the belief that, "if you just stay positive, you will overcome any obstacle," to such a degree that you invalidate natural emotional responses and the person having those feelings.
Her Toxic Positivity left her friend feeling like his feelings were not important and he was overreacting.
by Netrillian February 22, 2019
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Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth
Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire
by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020
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postteens

Noun
Anyone who's now older than a teenager.

Adjective
Beyond their teenage years.
A playing card set for postteens, featuring all their favorite mid-20's things: skateboarding, okcupid, tumblr, and overpriced kale salad.
by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018
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Posttraumatic Fart Disorder

A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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