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Post nut clarity

That sober or relaxed feeling some people get after busting a nut or otherwise having an orgasm. Horny feelings are all gone for a while and you think with a fresh mindset.
"this dude is so down bad, he needs some of that post nut clarity"
"I was getting so frustrated until I decided to get some post nut clarity, now I'm relaxed as hell, man"
"How is he finding such good moves? Must be that post nut clarity."
"I was thinking of messaging my ex until I got some post nut clarity, now I realize I was just horny."
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
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post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.
Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works
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Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
by psudeom July 10, 2022
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Post Nut Schlump

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.
by The Curler June 15, 2018
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Post Nut Piss

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss
by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021
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Post Nut Trance

The state of being high or dazed after an orgasm.
I couldn't think properly after busting a huge nut on her face. I think I'm having a Post Nut Trance.
by KoishQR May 23, 2021
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Post-Nut Guilt

After busting a nut, the guilt you feel because the girl (or guy) is undesirable (AKA ugly)
Guy 1: did you give her your number?

Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.
by Arya D August 5, 2010
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