pornish

to act or behave in a manner that is pornographic or whoreish.

carla is pornish so are
ashly
chelsy
shelby
tater

by tacotime Tater November 10, 2008

Portishead

An under-the-skin pimple that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts really, really bad.

Man, I got this portishead on my face and it hurts like a muther!

by amandajene February 1, 2010

Portishead

An influential but egocentric bunch of musicians from Bristol in the UK.
Renowed for their offensive, prima donna attitudes to the staff of all venues unlucky enough to put them on. In fact their split was partly down to the fact no promotor or venue would touch them in the end.

"After last night, there is NO WAY Portishead are ever coming back to play here again"
(the management of Bristols New Trinity Arts Centre after a typical portishead gig)

by Black Flag February 15, 2004

Portis Kickers

A word deriving from the "mexican like" frustrations resulting from language barriers used to express the feeling of being misunderstood or confused. Also used as an interjection to get someone's attention.

John: "Dude, did you just see that guy running down the hallway? What was he screaming?"

Bill: "PORTIS KICKERS!"

by obama25 December 17, 2009

caldo porish

the big gay. very smart. God of Jesusism

Caldo Porish got his wee wee stuck in the blender again.

by Caldo Porish March 18, 2019

Portis

Unusally large, hairy, forocious, elusive species of moon crickets. Most are afraid of water, and are easily aggitated. Their voice is very low tone, and they tend to show their teeth as a sign of aggression.
Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.

Portis shore does have a strong attraction to that there snowflake.

by Mista Spyda June 19, 2008

portished

Porished-

1 The ends of a meansTaxedermy, mounted above; usually to display wealth over life.

2 To fade away into darkness; lose your being

3 To lose all grasp on material and nosequential life, as it is known.

4 To Own and embody the wholeness of Life and its future.

The portished; left Less craving for Stagnantisity, then those completely zeroed.

by BeLie Friend Fellows July 22, 2018