Hornucopia

A cornucopia that oddly resembles a unicorn horn.... Can occasionally be fashioned as a hat around the holidays.
Not socially acceptable to be worn in public for animal rights reasons. Various organizations speak out against the use of unicorns for such a petty table decoration. But in various places the existence of underground Hornucopia poaching still occurs. These places include backyards of rock climbers and ultimate enthusiasts.

Person 1: Where did you get that hornucopia?
Person 2: At this rock climbers house!
Person 1: Why would you want one?
Person 2: To store assorted fruits and veggies in to make a creative and decorative table piece.
Person 1: Oh... okay. Thats cool.
Person 2: Ya i guess it is.
Person 1: WATCH OUT! THERE IS AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST WITH A MACHETE AND MACHINE GUN

(BAM BAM BAM!!! Gun shot noises)

Activist: Hornucopias are bad and hurt unicorns....

by Random Rock Climber November 24, 2010

pornotopia

A fantasy world in which everyone is ready and willing to indulge in all kinds of sexual activity.

Ken: do you think Paul is a pervert?
Jason: No, his dementia is causing him to believe that earth has fallen into a Pornotopia.

by Wally66 November 13, 2013

hotdog cornucopia

An assortment of toppings on a hotdog, which, taken together, are not associated with a particular city or region of the United States. Can be consciously used to foil a hotdog geography test, or may simply be the toppings a particular person prefers.

I couldn't tell where she was from, since she put ketchup, sauerkraut, and peppers on her hotdog. That's what I call a hotdog cornucopia!

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 14, 2011

pornocopius

a genius in copying pornographic materials through the internet or magazines.

...hmmm, you're a true pornocopius.

by beefy mojo January 21, 2005

Cornucopia

An orgy consisting of members of a variety of races and ethnic backgrounds.

I'd like to have an orgy with a Spanish girl, an Irish girl, French girl and a Chinese girl. I'll call it a cornucopia!

by Trickery. January 10, 2012

cornucopia

This is the name of the coolest youth group ever.

Are you going to Cornucopia on tuesday night? Yes, I am.

by tesser. July 30, 2009

cornucopia

Holistic medicine to enhance the male sex drive.

Late Latin, from Latin cornu copiae horn of plenty

I need to be on cornucopia cuz Viagra ain't workin'.

by Sephi Hakubi June 13, 2004