pervstache

noun: a word that describes the mustache of a pedophile/future pedophile (or that of Michael Cleveland). For the full grown pedophile, the mustache is normal facial hair usually in the style of a fumanchu or something of the sorts. Now for the future pedophile, it is STRICTLY baby hair in the stache & goatee style.

WHOA! Look at the pervstache on that one!

by everyday09 March 27, 2007

porksche

To engage in sexual intercourse in a Porsche.

Jimmy: I bought a Carrera.
Faggot: Not a real Porksche.

by 69Sundays September 6, 2016

Porkacheese

Language

Porkacheese mother tucker!

by Unicorncrazy November 28, 2018

pervstache

pervstache a thin wispy moustache commonly worn by perverts,rapists,stoners and brain dead teenagers. This style is a message to the outside world to run because if you don't you will wind up in some perverts basement,

Where did kelly go? I last saw her with some gu with a pervstache so most likely dead. Pervstache the universal sign of perverts everywhere

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Poonstache

Aside from what has been said about moustaches and pussy, it is what someone has when they havn't shaven and do not quite have a full moustache yet.

That asian kid from Gran Torino has one dusty ass poonstache.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

Pornstache

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.

That fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)

“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”

by tl77 November 26, 2010