porkchop

police helicopter

the porkchop is hunting tonight.

by Joy September 12, 2003

porkchopper

A police helicopter.

Pork = Pigs = Police
Chopper = Helicopter

Shit, the fuckin' 5-0 got a porkchopper on my back.

by Master G. January 8, 2006

Porkchop

When you are viewed as the "special guest star" in a couple's sexual relationship.

Stop looking at me like that. I am not your porkchop!

by Niki11111 September 7, 2017

stuffed porkchop

When two men have sex with an obese woman at the same time. One inserts his penis into her mouth while the other does the same with her vajayajay or butthole, as they slowly turn her round over a roaring fire. Basically, a lamb roast with a fat chick.

Ken banged Helga in the pooper as Was fed her his man meat and they slowly turned her over the campfire, watching the sweat glisten on their stuffed porkchop.

by drzzzombie February 27, 2014

Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

by littlestar714 December 18, 2011

cooking porkchops

lengthy masturbation sessions which result in the room taking on an unfavorable after-sex smell such as bologna or undercooked pork.

I know he's in there but he's not answering his door. He's obviously cooking porkchops in there.

by J Kimball September 4, 2005

DeeJay PorkChop

Someone who downloads remixes off limewire/sharing sites and claims them as his own to uncool friends

DeeJay PorkChop: Hae Cam listen to this new remix I made on garageband

Cam: Oh man that remix is sweet as can you make me a cd?

Other Friend: ROFL its blatantly downloaded from limeiwre

by -This Guy June 5, 2009