Sweaty porcupine

Perspiring rodent like your mom

Huns are sweaty porcupines.

by LolaJordan December 22, 2019

porkus

an obese dirty scuzzy minkey of the homosexual variety.

there is no way to put into sentence the dirtyness, scuzzyness, and homosexualness of porkus

by anti-minkey society March 12, 2008

Brazilian porcupine

a sex move involving at least ten people where the men link arms and make a circle facing out while the women fuck them.

Anton: What's going on in the kitchen?
Ella: There's a bunch of people doing a Brazilian porcupine.

by muchomasturbation July 27, 2016

broomin' porcupines

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

by Travis Urban May 14, 2006

percussive tuning

A comedic pseudonym, typically within engineering circles, for using brute force approach (typically a using hammer, see fine adjustment device) for solving a problem.

I used percussive tuning to fix the engine's timing problem.

by hashaday February 6, 2009

Porous

Adjective. Powerfully-descriptive word used to indicate how absolutely atrocious something is, how useless a person or object is etc.

You forgot to unwrap that cigar before you smoked it... how bloody porous man!

The lecturer was so porous half the class walked out.

by Snaaibobby January 4, 2018

hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015