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shitty penis popper 

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.
Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
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russian skittle popper 

This is when a male or female sits upon there partner and drops little rabbit like shits in there mouth.
dang I was rollin with the homies when all of a sudden this bitch showed up and I just had to break her off a Ole Russian Skittle popper.

soda popper 

a weapon for the scout class from valves team fortress 2 it is a side grade to stock

its main gimic is the hype meeter that goes up uppon dealing damage
scout1: i like the hype meeter for the soda poper
gaben: nerfed the soda popper
scout1: NOOOOOOO
soda popper by sniper nate October 21, 2020

saddle popper 

400 pound retard who plays console games by himself.. if he sits on anything inflated or wooden it pops and leaves skid marks.. He is well known for getting beat with the soap like in full metal jacket

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A casual gamer who plays fps games with a console, has very little computer knowledge outside of using his dell/e-machine for porn and for some reason thinks he owns at games.
"Look at that saddle popper, bet he buys anything waved under his nose."
saddle popper by thehippoz September 23, 2009

sun dried cherry popper 

After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.
One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.
sun dried cherry popper by dad adib November 12, 2010

Surprise Popper 

Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.
Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.

Spine Popper 

When you hit from behind so good it pops your girls back.
“Would you like to come back to my place for a spine popper?”
Spine Popper by phantom_wifey August 30, 2020