poonage

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.

OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.

by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005

Portage High School

A pathetic high school located on the southern tip of Lake Michigan. The school is pathetic, hence PHS (Pathetic High School), where all most of the student population and administrators are concerned solely with sports and football. Run down school, carpet long gone and threadbare, walls missing wallpaper, urinals and toilets, as well as the stalls mostly ripped out and long gone, leaving bare plumbing. Bare electrical wires can also be found throughout the building, yet a new Fieldhouse and Sports stadium was just constructed, imagine that. Commonly do the "Heil Hitler" salute instead of the "Tomohawlk chop", due to the low intelligence of the majority of the student population.

Nah brah, too busy getting high at Portage High School.

by Portage November 4, 2010

Portage

A term identifying a side-dish similar to poutine, except that the french fries are replaced by mashed potatoes. Ie. Potatoes with melted cheese and gravy.

"They are late bringing the portage across to our campsite"
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"

"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"
"Awwwwwwww"

by CNL Charlie Brown August 22, 2009

poopage

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005

Portagee

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.

Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portage Northern

A highschool in the middle of Portage MI, it’s full of fruity kids that think there the shit and preppy sluts who think everyone loves them. Northern also seems to have a reputation for getting drugged behind the bleachers at football games, seems fun to me. It’s full of snotty boys that can’t seem to keep there cocks in there pants and girls who will fuck around like it’s a sport. In summary, portage northern is a great place to learn how grow up to be a hooker or a homeless sex offender.

“did you here about what happened at Portage Northern?”
“that drugging that happened behind the bleachers or the girl that sucked off her cousin??”

by sexyhotboy21 October 6, 2021

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking

i got postage stamped in the ear last night

by agirlnamedpants April 5, 2008