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Caleb Protection Squad

The "Caleb Protection Squad" is a group chat for fans of "Caleb Finn". They are very wholesome and drama free. They have their own server on Caleb Finn's discord as well!
Have you heard of the Caleb Protection Squad?
Yea! They're a group chat for fans of Caleb Finn!
by lori_b_788 November 8, 2019
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The Kali Protection Program.

A group of people all over the united states who's jobs are to protect Kali Sousa where ever she is, no matter what costs.
I'm part of The Kali Protection Program.
by KPP agent 768 September 25, 2011
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zoorection

An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.

The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.
man1:Oh, that was almost as bad as BME pain olympics.

man2:Shit, man3's got a zoorection!

man3:(hunches over), I was just thinking about your mum.
by captainoflust January 2, 2009
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Dual Protection

This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.
Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.
by snakebiter October 7, 2009
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K9 Protection

The blocker that your mom installs that doesn't allow you to look at "dirty" sites such as MySpace because it includes chatting, hate speak, and it's allowed for all people over 14.
I tried looking at porn and holy shit, all I see is a dog with a cop badge on him telling you it's blocked. Fuck you, K9 Protection.
by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008
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Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 2, 2013
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advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016
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