poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

poor man's pancake

White buttered toast with maple syrup.

Jamie started off the day with a poor man's pancake and a cup of coffee.

by Yammerton February 6, 2010

Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

by Brent Senio October 17, 2008

Poor Man's Oil

The brown gold one leaves in the toilet the morning after a night on the ale.

'For Christ's sake don't go in the bathroom, ive been pumping poor man's oil'

by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008

poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.

I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!

by basicv2 December 5, 2017