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do you like to poopsterbate bby?
by tidge March 13, 2014
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Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.
Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?
by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014
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Poosterbation

Poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using shit as lubricant. It is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. A variation of poosterbation would be to use shit other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a boner as other peoples shit always smells worse than your own.

There is a high risk of infection associated with performing poosterbation with strangers shit, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. The most common form of infection from poosterbation is Broccoli Cock (see 'Broccoli Cock'). AIDS is a low risk due to the rancid smell of AIDS infected poo, and the high availability of AIDS rags (see 'AIDS rag') from public hospitals.
A guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

Guy-"I've gotta fuck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where I am".

Girl-"Have you got a condom?, cause I have AIDS"

Guy-"FUCK, no I don't, but I have an AIDS rag, quick just do a shit and wipe the poo with this AIDS rag, then I'll just poosterbate into your mouth".

Girl-"OK, I love poosterbation".

Guy-"No shit bitch, everyone loves poosterbation".
by Spydabytes September 10, 2010
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Pooperbating

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.
Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.
by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015
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Pooperbate

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass
Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?
by JChez11 August 3, 2011
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Pooperbate

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."
by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008
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poopturbation

act of masturbating while taking a poop. Attempting to climax while poop is dropping is the goal.
I was bored at work so I went for a poopturbation.

caught bob poopturbating again in the bathroom.

I can't masturbate anymore, I can only poopturbate in public to get off
by salty-balls September 27, 2017
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