the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

Knobis Poopis

The act of giving oral sex to one while that person takes a Dingis Poopis. (see Dingus Poopis)

Did you hear what Cloe did to Bryan last saturday? I heard she gave him a crazy Knobis Poopis.

by cristophertroy November 23, 2010

the poopsmith

A guy that shoooovels poo for the King of Town. Why the King of Town has it, we'll never know. The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. Why, we'll never know that either. I think the guy accidently swallowed some of his wassit and vowed to never open his mouth again so he wouldn't have to taste the taste of his little poop pile ever again.

Its just the way the Poopsmith is. I mean, he shovels his poop, and collect things from people doing jumping jacks.

by Max T. November 27, 2003

poopis

A jazzed up version of 'poop', for extra flair.

After work is my special decompression poopis time.

by LBo979 February 20, 2009

poopis

name for a males asshole or can be used to describe taking a shit.

gary: what a lovely poopis you have.
Lucas: thanks

Lucas: Hey Gary i have to go take a big old poopis!

by Lucas, Gary January 10, 2008

poopsmithicas

The town which bores from it many a poopsmith, not one alike.

1. I grew up in a small town named Poopsmithicas.
2. If you fail to follow the rules and regulations of Poopsmithicas then I will be forced to slap you. Twice.
3. Born in the Poopsmithicas! (To the tune of Born in the USA!)

by Jamizzle August 6, 2004

Dingis Poopis

This term originated from the rich roots of Scarborough when a man started calling his very young son Dingis Poopis. The meaning of this term has been translated over the years and scholars from Brantford Ontario have finally come to an agreement of the definition. Dingis Poopis: The act of taking a poop which splashes hard enough to hit the bottom of the toilet bowl thus resulting in a "ding" sound.

Man i just dropped a Dingis Poopis

by Lucy Marco February 5, 2009