poolbastardman

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.

"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."

by LC February 17, 2005

poopcastle

A castle made of poop.

girl: Did you go to the beach?

Ted: No, but I made a poopcastle.

by Poopcastle July 13, 2011

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003

Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

Poopbat

When a person writes on a bathroom stall with a turd

Did you see what Joe wrote in stall #2 with a Poopbat

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

poopcrastinating

When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.

Poopcrastinating in its various forms:

1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.

2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.

3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."

by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014