Poonuk

When you get shit on your knuckles from fisting a rather large black dude

David: I can’t believe you gave me a poonuk last night.
Raquis: That’s my bad g.

by Mr Phap November 6, 2023

Poonuk

When you get poo on your knuckles from a black man

David: I can’t believe you gave me poonuks last night.
Raquis: That’s my bad g.

by Mr Phap November 6, 2023

Pooknucks

When you have brown scaly skin on your knuckles

Doctor, what's this rough brown skin in my knuckles?

That Sir is a classic case of Pooknucks

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024

The Higgs-Poofuck Particle

When a person has copious amounts of anal sex, that a seperate cavity is formed within the rectum. Over time faeces build up in this cavity until it cannot hold the pressure any more, similar to a dam break. The coming catastrophe causes an implosion, in which the person is sucked into a vortex until they are one tiny poo particle. This shit molecule has the density of dark matter. A phenomenon in which only 1 in every 1,672,200 anal sex havers experience.

Well would you look at that, Scott imploded into The Higgs-Poofuck Particle. Could have seen that one coming.

by MartiPellow June 11, 2020