Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

Poopkin Pie

The smell that results after someone takes a stinky dump and then afterwards sprays any autumn scented spray that consists of hazel and pumpkin spice to try and mask the odor. *May occur more in some months than others.

Friend 1: Bro last night Jenny baked a hot steamy poopkin pie yesterday. Smell filled the entire house.

Friend 2: Aww man gross

by Lil pimpchop April 3, 2019

peoples poonina

when you get the people as a whole to run train on someone's butthole.

ooo that nigga is gay, he asked for the peoples poonina.

by Rizzuto and man meat February 2, 2009

pooninshroom

verb.
1. A threesome where a girl gets licked while she sucks a dick.
2. A butt ejaculating.

I was in a threesome where a girl was poonishrooming.
I fucked her so hard up the butt she pooninshroomed.

by Brandon Read June 7, 2007

Pooking

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

by APALLeN July 12, 2014

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

reindeer pooning

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

by Kperg December 26, 2009