Poonis

It is where poo comes out your penis.

Mummy I have a poonis not a penis

by Poonis are the best April 15, 2021

Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

pooni

a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.

oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...

by madjatt January 17, 2012

Poonis

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)

Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!

by Bossplaya January 5, 2004

Poonis

The rest of the definitions are wack. A poonis is simply a penis that has poop on it.

I pulled out of her ass and slapped her face with my poonis.

by Crushing_Doom November 11, 2009

Poenix

A penis that rises like a phoenix from the ashes when you thought it was dead for the night.

He came and then I thought "damn, I guess that's over. But a few minutes later he had a poenix."

Also as a verb: "Last night he thought he was done... but a few licks and I poenixed him."

by memejujubee April 12, 2010

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008