Pooned

To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped

She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.

He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned

by Hiz-ouse December 12, 2003

Pooned

To have sex with someone

"I pooned him last night"

by cheesylee March 29, 2010

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.

"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...

by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006

poonbear

One who is disliked and gets blames for all. Often looks similar to a bear hit by a rather large truck.

Man James Seed is such a poonbear

by Faron Gancher March 29, 2007

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

Poonberries

Slang for shrooms. Commonly used by teens who have parents that rea their text messages.

Text: Dude you wanna get some poonberries?
Replying Text: Yeah i can get some for $30.

by Mixtli March 18, 2009