czechoslovakian zoologist

The act of fucking the pets of the group of people who just robbed you.

David was robbed by the high school band and proceeded to perform the czechoslovakian zoologist on all their pets

by DirtyJersey315 August 6, 2022

Peologist

The doctor who checks your PP

Luke is going to the Peologist in June because he's too insecure about his size

by Pewkserkiplier January 26, 2023

phlogiston

Hot semen.

My girl wanted a facial in a salon, but we couldn’t afford it. So I instead covered her face with my phlogiston.

by johnfelon February 20, 2017

Polgoist

This is the feeling you get when you grab a pole to steady yourself on public transportation and you can feel strangers’ sweat seeping into your palms.

I avoid going on public transportation because whenever I am overcome with polgoist I feel disgusting for the rest of the day.

by Georgie Flaunders July 19, 2018

Pornologist

An expert on porn. Is able to tell if a porno is good or not just from the title. Takes about 10 years of education in pornology to become a pornologist.

Guy #1: Dude, Birdman admitted to being a pornologist on his last video.
Guy #2: Damn really, I always knew he was an expert, no homo.

by The Russian Bullfrog December 22, 2019

phlogistonning

Phlogistonning: When you come late to an internet thread and you are afraid that no one is going to see your comment so instead of just sucking it up and taking it like a flan you start a new post about the exact same topic in the same community.

Phlogistonning: "Oh no, too many people have posted their selfies already, no one is gonna see my selfie, I swear to god I am gonna make people see me, time to phlogiston this bitch"

by AbsoIuteIyAmbitious July 12, 2023

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025