Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

Poontronage

The portmanteau of "poon tang" and "political patronage" when a younger lady services an older politician to get a high-paying government job, such as California Atty. General Kamala Harris servicing California Assembly Speaker Willie Brown for cushy jobs.

"‘Poontronage:’ When Kamala Met Willie" published in American Greatness

Kamala Harris slept her way to the top, depending on the poontronage given to her by Willie Brown

by Lloyd Billingsly May 4, 2022

pooptron

the act of going poop

Damn you dog, you have to go pooptron again?! I hope this one is not ananaconda

by FoShizZle July 25, 2006

pokatonese

a language only spoken and understood by those under the class of pokatone. Has been know to cause brain tumors to those who listen to it

Unfortunately the sign was in pokatonese, so Pokatone found us.

by Couldn't resist October 30, 2004

Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

by Warchef March 9, 2010

pookaroots

pookaroots is another name for stink or pookie

"James is my pookaroots"

by username28499492374 August 13, 2022

Pootron

1. anything to do with severe and/or unslightly feces, or defecation; 2. a word to mean anything that is incomprehensible or nearly impossible to specify;3. something unfathomable and/or ridiculous, (liken to Miss USA pooping); 4. type of deadly weapon whose lethality is proportional to its fowlness; 5. some device related to or used in defecation; 6. emphasis of insignificance

1. I cannot believe the size of the pootron in that toilet. 2. What you speak of is nonsense, a "pootron", so to speak. 3. Her face was of pootron design. 4. Pootron bomb. 5. You are a pootron hole; Release some pootrons (i.e. "drop some kids off at the pool") 6. "Neutron in the pootron", meaning something like "a drop in the ocean"

by Yuck-Yucky-san December 17, 2008