Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.

Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.

by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021

poopurgency

A poopurgency is an urgent need to poop that is an emergency. Eminent disaster is about to erupt if a toilet is not found quick.

Dude you better pull over at the next exit, I’ve got a major poopurgency here!!!

by Phishfanhippydude April 16, 2024

Poopurbate

The act of using feces as lubricant while masturbating, or to masturbate while on the toilet during a bowel movement.

I took my scat play to another level last night with and intense poopurbate session.

by SirHumpsalot July 30, 2024

Poolurk

Poop that hasn’t been removed from the toilet in over 1 day

I went to my friends house and there was poolurk in both of his toilets

by doing this for fun April 27, 2024

Massivepoo-pooturdpoopies

Shit

Aw massivepoo-pooturdpoopies I lost

by Aqchogecntrchy1377: May 22, 2022

Massivepoo-pooturdpoopies

Shitttttt

Shitttt my massivepoo-pooturdpoopies

by Aqchogecntrchy1377: May 22, 2022