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A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.
Hi guys,

Here's a story for you:

Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."

So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.

We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.

With Love,

Jason Poolick
by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006
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"Dude, I finally stopped fucking the chick in the ass. Then i pulled my dick out and im pretty sure i was a poopdick."
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poopdickery

A situation or event that is totally or even just slightly fucked. Shenanegens
"I gave steve the keys to my car so he could pound his girlfriend in the back, but instead he shot his load on my seat. What poopdickery."
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A gay man who rubs poo on their dick
Gayboy A: Im gunna rub poo on my dick

Strateboy: your such a Poodickman
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Poopdick

1.The state of having fecal matter all over your penis
2.A derogatory name for homosexual males
3.A word to describe poop which looks like a dick or a dick which looks like poop
1.She didn't wipe before anal intercourse, now I have poopdick.
2.I didn't know he was a poopdick until he brought his boyfriend to the company picnic.

3. I can't tell if I'm looking at a poopdick or a poopdick.
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A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.
The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.
by Silence March 31, 2003
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poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously
Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!
by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009
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