poowank

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"

by paul shears January 20, 2005

podank

gay as hell, grody, bumpkinny, country like, sub-dixie like. adjective. or whatever describes a noun.

winkwonk: my school has cockroaches
BINKBONK: man, thats fucking podank

DOOD: i live in NC
dude: that state is fucking podank

by gay man i am [haru] October 23, 2003

poodanna

utter crap. when something goes wrong, you curse with it.

poodanna!! my pubes are grey

by loz March 7, 2005

poojank

an abstract insult. also used in the context of being robbed.

that muthfunkah is straight up poojank, mang!

by anita hymen February 14, 2006

pootanky

to smell like shit, body odor, vaginal secretions, or any other unsightly stinches

pew! your ass is stanky! (POOTANKY)

by kayleebrooke May 24, 2006

Poodancing

When you really need to poo but someone is in the bathroom so you try to hold it so hard that you start dancing

Bro just get out of the bathroom I'm literally poodancing

by Rainbowsparklewee January 6, 2017