poopass

1. An anal region that has residual fecal matter after defecation. This fecal matter persists even after repeated wiping, due to it being caught in hair or continuing to come out of the anus. If due to the latter, it is likely the defecation did not come out whole and was cut short.

2. Someone who is known to have a poopy ass from time to time.

1. Crap I have poopass. No matter how many times I wipe it is still poopy. I need to shower.

2. Husband: Hey hun!

Wife: Hey Poopass, how was your day?

by Poopass1 May 9, 2009

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007

Poosaster

A combination of Poo and Disaster. Any type of awkward social situation precipitated by the presence of feces.

"I shat my pants at the party. It was a poosaster!"

by ColumbiaUniversityFoodService May 10, 2010

pablo poopcaso

The temporary name given to an individual responsible for leaving poop streaks on the porcelain after flushing down his/her stinky stool.

Hey Kate, seems you left some nice 'artwork' in the shitter. I deem you Pablo Poopcaso.

by wonderjelly May 19, 2016

Ignorance Podcast

An unpredictable and spontaneous podcast featuring two co-hosts — Kevin Perry and Ethan McAlister— who talk about just about anything you could imagine.

Friend: Hey did you listen to the new Ignorance Podcast that came out on Thursday?
Me: Yeah, Kevin talked about his lesbian haircut.

by tiktokhasruinedmylife August 23, 2019

eboys podcast

on the run from the youtube administering government and uk militory forces, four unlikely friends battle out wits, nutty news and ass talk to become the ultimate eboy all while hidden behind the conservative party. starring willne, james marriot, imallexx, memeulous and his invisible snake.

this is... the eboys podcast

harry styles: i wish i was like willne, his square head and extremely toned body is ugh...

louis tomlinson: but bae, i like you how you are because you're perfect now. anyway, i wish had the mytsery of memeulous.
liam payne: well i wish i featured on the eboys podcast
me *a genius*: i wanna be the snake that doesn't exist

by 28ALLTHAT January 13, 2021

podcastable

Any topic or situation that is worth turning into a podcast.

Dario: "Didn't you know that Mozart was a freemason? Actually, many big politicians are freemasons, for example..."

Elena: "Wow! This is podcastable... let's start recording!

by elenhtari October 10, 2009