Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

Poonami-Tsunami

A phrase coined in the year 2013 referring to when you get a girl super wet. Therefore, Poonami-Tsunami.

Dylan ate that heavy honey out so well that he gave her a poonami-tsunami.

It was a poonami-tsunami down there.

by gingginggingging September 7, 2013

Poocake

An extra large poo poo suprise.. can take a very long time to create.

"Dude, that thing is fucking huge!"
"I know, I made it, it's a poocake!" :D

by KatKat and LouLou July 20, 2009

poonami

(noun, verb)Accidental, explosive diarrhea; usually associated with children, traveling, or food poisoning.

"Dude, while I was baby-sitting your kid, he had a poonami in his pajamas. I had to stick him, fully clothed, in the shower."

by Edward Cafeto April 26, 2006

sarah poonam

always and the only true beauty of all beauty, even when she declines me.

person 1: "i want a diamond"

person 2: "erm sarah poonam isnt cheap, shes rare"

by nonstopstalker February 2, 2021

poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

by mitch May 13, 2005