Poo Butt

n. A condition characterized by itching and discomfort of the anus resulting approximately 30 minutes after a less than satisfactory wipe job.

I hate to take a dump at the gym because the toilet paper is terrible and I always end up with poo butt.

by Intergurls December 23, 2008

poopbutt

Poopbutt is that not so fresh feeling you get when you take a good dump and fail to wash your butt. The feeling is the worst when you have either eaten spicy foods, or had a bit too much to drink the night before.

Damn, my ass is burning! Poopbutt sucks!

by wrighthnc February 5, 2004

Poopbutts

A group of best friends, typically three, who do everything and anything together. They're extremely weird, and don't allow anyone else to join their small circle of friends. They have no shame and love to make up code names for people they commonly talk about. The language in which they speak is made up entirely of their inside jokes, so no one else can understand it or learn it, so don't try. They are, and forever will be, the sexiest people you know.

Poopbutts gotta stick together, PB4L.

by Sabanita November 22, 2011

kicked to the poo butt nasty

adj. any pipe containing marijuana that has been compleatly smoked to the point that there is absolutly no chance of there possibly being another hit.

man, that bowl is kicked to the poo butt nasty.

by Hugonaut September 19, 2005

dirty poo butt

An average to below average looking random female who loves getting drunk and having sex.

My friend Matt hooked up with a dirty poo butt.

by Jon Smith May 13, 2005

pootbutt rut

A stretch of time where you make a lot of poor decisions based on fear. You are in a rut because you are a 'poot butt' meaning you are weak, soft or lack toughness. Poot butt is a term often used in the African-American community to challenge someone. poot butt, weak, soft, afraid, scared

Man, I've been in a pootbutt rut for the last several months. I backed out of a job opportunity because I didn't want to move and I decided not to get engaged because I was afraid to get married. I am such an idiot!

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2016

Poopbutts

Poopbutts (or the Poop Butts dot com) is an exclusive social networking website that strictly follows its sole maxim of, "How can you say you love her if you're not even willing to her own poop?"

The other day, I was trying to establish a get together with my friends on Poopbutts and the irony of the situation struck me. Then I shrugged it off and proceeded to make a pun out of the word crap and was satisfied with myself.

by AlphaOmegaStrife September 10, 2009