Poobah

A self-important infant. Might be slightly egotistical.

Poobah is foolishly unaware that he is not the center of the universe.

by C'est La Vie April 11, 2021

Poobah

I am playing scrabble with my fiancé and trying to prove her that literally any word can be posted on this website and that it shouldn’t be used as a reference

Oh yeah, I could come up with any word on urban dictionary. Watch this, I’ll post Poobah to prove a point

by It’s a me Luigi August 4, 2022

poobastank

When the smell of your own fart gets trapped in the pubes

She has some bad poobastank

by PotatoBoi54 November 29, 2023

POOBAH DOOBAH

✦ THE ETERNAL POND ✦
Book I — The Still Water & The First Lesson

A legendary, cosmic pond that exists before time, before shame, and before bad vibes. Centered in infinite stillness floats Poobah Doobah, the three-eyed frog deity who judges nothing but somehow judges everything.

Mortals, especially overthinkers like Lumi, visit The Eternal Pond to dump the emotional baggage no one asked them to carry: expectations, fears, social pressure, and existential anxiety. The Pond doesn’t judge, it doesn’t explain—it absorbs, teaching that existence is enough and that not all stones are yours to carry.

Key teachings:

EXISTENCE IS ENOUGH

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO KEEP WHAT WAS NEVER YOURS

Dude, meditate like Poobah Doobah and let your thoughts sink into The Eternal Pond—you’ll feel lighter.

by BeeyooteefulkilyWunderkfulk~ November 17, 2025