Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.
Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*
{Narrator}: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP. {scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward} Here's a typical customer. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.
{Harold}: I'd like to order- (screen freezes to a quiz)
{Narrator}: Do you think he wants to order:
A: A sofa,
B: An expensive haircut, or
C: A patty?