Henry Penton

Ewh! ugly. are your first thoughts and as you get to know him there people names emily. sadly this ANIMAL hasnt been relised into the wild yet it is feared it might kill other animals with its stentch and uglyness.

person 1: Ewh What Is That Smell!
Person 2: There's a Henry Penton About!

by WijewijeRabiit. October 27, 2010

Pontoon

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

poontongue

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Panton Hug

Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.

To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.

To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.

Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.

Panton Hugs all around!

Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??

by Ken Gman February 19, 2008

Pontins

Pontins... a place where chav parents go on holiday to let their mini chavs run around screaming like twats while they get drunk, stoned and give each other STD’s, guaranteed to see at least 50 pikeys having a scrap, often compared to auschwitz but without the gas, though if interested visit the restaurant (don’t, please don’t, unless that’s what you’re in to)

Chardonnay: where we going on holiday init Kev

Kev: pontins init, sun holidays have it for £9.50

by Sergej June 26, 2021

postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.

is postonme still around?why?

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

pontoon

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane

She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.

by mandingoe May 5, 2004