pondscum

Lowest of the lowest form of life, lower than a maggot.

He had not an ounce of respect for women, Pondscum.

by Dooney October 31, 2004

pinksockectomy

Hemorrhoid surgery. May be the removal of regular hemorrhoids or a more significant pink sock brought on by excessive anal plundering.

I can't wait to heal up from my pinksockectomy. When I do I'm going to let Michael take my smooth tight shit for a test ride.

by marzie918 June 11, 2015

ponisher

A sexual position where the guy pulls the girl to the edge of the bed with her legs up by his shoulders while he remains standing and gives it to her pretty good.

"Tonight is the night when I'm gonna give her the ponisher."
"You should pull out and blow into a tissue to help us make that cumduck after giving her the ponisher."

by Greg and Gino May 9, 2008

Ponk

A popular term used in Miami to describe or specify a gay male.

“All the ponks was out last night for pride”
“That ponk was doing too much”

by miamian August 15, 2019

Lele pons

A fucking lying cunt who’s biggest insecurity is her follower count. She have her follower count in her bio and keeps it updated 24/7 just to remind u how much of a cunt she is. She also claimed that she didn’t get a nose job and constantly posts glow up pictures as if she didn’t have plastic surgery

What’s an example of a lying piece of shit who “ donates fake hair”

Lele pons

Dude who’s the female version of snake Paul

Lele fucking pons

by Ihatelelepons May 10, 2020

ponktacology

the science of getting a toddler a little bit drunk

I'm a scientist specializing in ponktacology.

by impracticaljokersFAN! August 26, 2017

ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.

Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.

by Han$ January 11, 2008